Pimp Daddy Welfare - No Joke, I\’m Broke
Pimp Daddy Welfare, the poorest MC,
So damn broke you can’t fix me,
Take a look and it’s easy to see,
I’m the pooerest pimp in history,
Gotta pimp every ho on the street,
Just so I can put shoes on my feet,
And in the winter to turn on the heat,
Gotta pimp waitresses just to eat,
Broke as hell,
My albums wont sell,
But still I’m living pretty well,
I got some vodka,
I got some weed,
And I got a lotta ho’s all over me,
Not living a life of luxury,
But still I see your jealousy,
Cause you’re a punk,
That gets no play,
And you see me with a new bitch every day,
You got a nice car,
Nice watch, nice clothes,
But still you can’t get no ho’s,
Cause you aint got game,
And I got tons,
You just want a freaky bitch to make you cum,
Wanna get your dick sucked,
And fuck a bitch,
But you’re still the only one who will touch your dick,
So you get mad when you see me,
And I understand,
So you say you hate me and all my fans,
But you don’t really,
You just wish you were me,
But you’re a punk bitch and you’ll never be,
Like J to the O to the N-N-Y to the APPLE to the SEED
I pimp creakhead bitches,
And burnouts to,
Talk shit bitch and I might pimp you,
Doing drugs,
And having sex,
You smoke that bowl now you know what’s next,
You’re going hoing,
You’re gonna fuck for me,
Gotta make some money to pay for that weed,
That shit wasn’t free,
You’d better pay me back,
This aint Santa Clause that’s givin you crack,
This is Welfare,
You’d better recognise,
Don’t think we’re even just cause I split them thighs,
I want the money too bitch,
That shit wasn’t free,
So after we fuck you’d better hit the streets,
Cocaine aint cheap,
And I aint rich,
So go out there and make some money bitch,
Fucking with me,
You’ll lose all your cash,
You’ll also suck my dick and eat my ass,
You’d better work
Welfare, leave you bitches broke,
With no money or weed to toke,
No crack to smoke,
No sack of dope,
No lines of coke,
Cause the bitch got broke
Had me a rich girl,
She fell in love with me,
Droped them draws and gave it up to me,
Her first fuck came from me,
I took that girls virginity,
And in return I gave her a job,
Eating cocks like corn on the cob,
Sucking dick for a couple bucks,
Pay a little more and she’s getting fucked,
Making some money, but she can’t keep any,
She gives me every last penny,
I taught that bitch how to fuck and ho,
I taught that bitch to know her role,
I took her money and I took her soul,
And now she is a top notch ho,
She aint as good looking as she use to be,
That’s be cause she talked shit to me,
Cause I made her into something she didn’t want to be,
But she was just another nameless cunt to me,
Got a few broken ribs and a few black eyes,
Cause she told one too many fucking lies,
Now she knows that’s not so wise,
Now shes knows her role, no fucking suprise,
She use to be pretty,
She use to be rich,
Now she’s just another ho,
Another broken bitch
Welfare leave you bitches broke,
With your titties sucked and your pussy poked,
Got your pussy wet and your panties soaked,
Sucking dick until you choked,
Welfare will leave all you bitches broke.
